Actually, Yes, These Girls Are Going to Fuck You

With the tourist season upon us, it’s also likely that we’ll again see a spike in stories involving unsuspecting visitors being lured into dodgy establishments that massively overcharge them. While some of these places get their victims though “hyena taxis” and others through unsuspecting drunks walking in through the front door, another popular method is when girls lure foreigners into these establishments by “knowing a good place.” That appears to be what’s going on in the picture above, which was snapped at Kristóf tér by the Anna Café on Váci utca this previous Saturday.Knowing that the standard practice for suckering in tourists is to send girls like this out to bring them in, it was suspicious when the girls randomly struck up a conversation with these two guys. Although we were too far away to hear what was being spoken, the girls were obviously being very friendly and better looking than the two middle-aged guys. Hopefully the two average-looking guys found it suspicious that two attractive girls (one of whom bears a more than striking resemblance to Czech pornstar Nicky Reed) would want to chat with them out of the blue and then proceeded to walk away.

Either way, be warned that this is unfortunately a common practice in Budapest, and if you did get screwed over by the woman who is or is not Nicky Reed, at least you don’t have to click far to see her getting doubly screwed.