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A Marzipan Cock Will Make Any Woman Cream Her Pants

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There’s only one thing worse than finding a clump of pubic hair on your birthday cake, and that’s finding it nestled next to a giant erect cock and being goaded by your friends to cut up and eat it. Marzipan or not, we’ll pass, but it’s only natural that a company should be offering decorative cakes should cater to the swelling domestic Hungarian stag and hen party market. Muki Cuki is one such cakemaker and they know how to form sugar and almonds into anatomical sculptures of all rude shapes and sizes. Check out the gallery on their site, click the “Muki Cuki” link above and then “képgaléria” – the parted pussy (ERO 15) is not to be missed.

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