03.10.07
The 2007 Sexiside.hu Bill Clinton Budapest Sex Contest
Last month our sister site Pestiside.hu teasingly offered money to anyone with sex-related gossip about the visit to Budapest by former U.S. President Bill Clinton, scheduled for this Saturday, October 6. Well, if there's anything we hate, it's a tease. Therefore, we have decided to up the ante and formally announce our "2007 Sexiside.hu Buda-Bubba Bill Clinton Sex Contest," in which you can take home as much as Ft 1 million (roughly €4,000) in exchange for verifiable proof that America's notoriously nookie-mad ex-elnök nabbed more than just a hefty speaking fee during his brief stay in the adultery capital of Central Europe.
As time is short, and the stakes are high, we'll avoid beating around the bush. So here's our proposition, subject to the rules outlined in the shaded box below. If you have any comments regarding the contest, you can leave them here.
GRAND PRIZE: Ft 1 Million
The first prize award of Ft 1 Million (egy millió forint; roughly €4,000) in cash goes to anyone who can provide verifiable, exclusive photographic evidence that they or someone they know had sex with Clinton during his stay in Budapest.
SECOND PRIZE: Ft 500,000
A second prize of Ft 500,000 (ötszázezer forint; roughly €2,000) will be awarded to anyone who can provide verifiable, exclusive non-photographic evidence that they or someone they know had sex with Clinton during his stay in Budapest.
THIRD PRIZE: Ft 100,000
A third prize award of Ft 100,000 (százezer forint; roughly €400) is available for anyone who can provide verifiable, exclusive photographic or non-photographic evidence that they or someone they know was approached by Clinton or one of his party during his stay in Budapest with the clear goal of procuring sex for Clinton.
FOURTH PRIZE: Ft 10,000
A fourth prize award of Ft 10,000 (tízezer forint; roughly €40) goes to anyone who can provide plausible, exclusive photographic or non-photographic evidence that former President Clinton's visit to Budapest truly deepened the relationship between Hungary and the United States, in a frank and productive manner.
CONTEST RULES:
- To enter, just send us an email to hello@pestiside.hu saying why you think you may be eligible for one of the above awards. If you have photographs of an alleged sex act with Clinton, send them as attachments rather than pasting them into the message body text.
- The contest is open to all members of the public of age of majority, which in Hungary is around 13, excepting employees of the All Hungary Media Group and their immediate family members. Identification must be produced on request.
- Sexiside.hu reserves the right to withdraw or terminate this contest at any time without prior notice.
- Determination of what constitutes "verifiable," "plausible" and "exclusive" evidence is the sole discretion of contest judges. Their decision is final.
- For the purposes of this contest, "sex" or "sexual relations" are defined as any form of behavior a reasonable person not under threat of impeachment or sanction by a spouse who is currently running for president and desperate to avoid any new and embarrassing "bimbo eruptions" would readily admit was sex, including oral-genital contact, genital-genital contact, oral-anal contact, anal-anal contact, digital oral/anal/genital stimulation, buttfucking, bitchslapping, banging, fisting, felching, rimming, ramming, giving or receiving a "Dirty" (or "Filthy") "Sanchez," or just a plain old shag.
- For the purposes of this contest, "is" is defined as "is," as opposed to "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the - if he - if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not - that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement… Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true."
- By claiming a prize, the winner authorizes the use, without additional compensation of her (or his) name and/or likeness and/or voice/photograph and municipality of residence for promotion and/or advertising purposes in any manner and in any medium (including without limitation, the Internet, radio broadcasts, newspapers and other publications and in television or film releases, slides, videotape) which Sexiside.hu may deem appropriate. Or inappropriate.
- Winners must sign a release form as prepared and accepted by Sexiside.hu acknowledging their acceptance and understanding of the complete contest rules.
- Prizes are awarded on a first-come, first-served basis, regardless of who comes first.
- One entry per person, unless he really didn't think you were the same girl.
- One person per entry, unless there were other girls involved at the same time, in which case you can split the money.
- Sexiside.hu is not responsible for lost, misdirected or soiled entries.
- Entries involving soiled cocktail dresses pay double.
- Entries involving underage or noticibly overweight individuals pay triple.
- Entries involving transvestites or transexuals pay quadruple.
