Slut Queen Gives Toe Relief To Dangerous Dog

Our readers often ask why we think anyone gives a shit about Hungarian celebrities. The answer is simple, while the likes of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and the other international psuedo stars are just dumb, blonde and shameless, the likes of super whore Anna "Annácska" Kelemen are dumb, blonde, shameless, and admits to engaging in bestiality, among other lurid habits. It makes you wonder why Zeusz would feel the need to sink his teeth into an old lady, when he is already sinking something else between Anna's toes. Anyway, here's the latest extract from Henrik Havas's deeply disturbing book "A Méhkirálynő" ("The Queen Bee") lifted this time by Story Online:

I have often thought about how women masturbate and men beat their meat. Everyone has a good time, except for my little dog. Let's face it, life's a bitch. I was wondering what I could do to help, because the poor thing has no way of pleasing himself. I developed a method, the opening between my big toe and the toe next to it is just the right size for the little darling can wank off in 30 or 40 seconds. I showed my mother, and she was beside herself. I told her, "Listen to me! Why not?"

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