Playboy Hungary Removes Fresh Andi’s Vagina

Let’s be honest here: the quality of the Hungarian version of international thinking perv’s mag Playboy has been going downhill for some time, with the magazine being essentially the same as the three lettered lad mags FHM and CKM, but with far more pretentious articles. After the craptacular letdown of a pictorial featuring Linda Zimány in which her own privates were photoshopped out, people were once again frustrated with the new pictorial in this month’s issue featuring Andi Villányi, AKA one half of stale pop duo Fresh. The magazine cover claims that this time, Andi shows everything. If everything is indeed what Andi is showing, then this woman is clearly missing a vagina, which, of course, is an essential component of being a woman.

While never having had an intimate encounter with Miss Villányi ourselves (we’d prefer Wiki, the other half of Fresh) we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she does indeed possess a vagina, and that Playboy has an airbrush artist on their payroll who has himself never been in the vicinity of a woman’s nether regions since being squeezed out some years ago. Seriously, would someone with even the most basic understanding of female anatomy do something like this?