Not Even Wind Can Break Hungarian Gay Triplets’ Maximum Speed of Horniness

We are having some trouble getting our heads around this. Identical, 19-year-old Hungarian triplets, all three of them gay, all three of them buff and all three of them involved in hardcore gay porn – together. WTF!! Introducing the Visconti Triplets, the world’s first gay porn triplets and self-styled “hottest export product of Hungary”. According to velvet.hu, identical triplets are not only extremely rare, but also extremely popular in the porn business.

If you can’t stomach a visit to their website (definitely not safe for work), as well as some very gay images, there is some hilariously bad English sex-talk, which we have done you the courtesy of reproducing below:

The Gay Triplets are just hanging out in their barracks hoping to get some good rest. It turns out, the only fatigue they have were the pants that they were wearing and in those pants were gorging hunk of meat waiting for some nasty action.

And…

In their best suits, they flash their best smile and strips down to get down and dirty; hitting every lascivious nerve there is any formal affair can have. They do their best to keep their bowties on but their suits are no match for their angry sausages that just wants to be devoured live and whole.

And…

The Gay Triplets didn’t expect a prison break orgy that delivers maximum carnal urge in a minimum security facility. The jailbirds cranked up the sound of squeeking beds for some lovin!

And perhaps best of all…

Striking Visconti Triplets are fixing their bikes in the garage in the hopes of riding them. Little did they know that it’s not the only ride they will engage in. They hit a maximum speed of horniness that not even the wind can break.