Johns jump for joy as Hungarian whore prices go down on rest of Europe

While the prices on menus in Hungarian restaurants are often as high or higher than in the EU's ritziest capital, one other key hospitality sector is doing its part to keep Hungary from losing its competitive edge. According to a report on women's interest portal velvet.hu, a recent global survey of prostitution finds Hungarian hookers to be the cheapest in all of Europe.

The survey, conducted by a suspiciously un-googable outfit called SEXES, found that an hour with a Hungarian female 'ho cost an average of Ft 17,000 (€66), compared to €78 in the Romanian capital of Bucharest, and a dick-limping €248 in London. An hour with a man, however, will cost you almost twice as much, or Ft 28,000.

And if this doesn't seem cheap, note that the survey says these prices include unspecified "extras," while unlike an increasing number of restaurants in Budapest, there are seldom any hidden service charges.