Hungarian Clone of Clone-A-Willy Now Available Online
If the thought of ordering a penis replication kit from Cloneawilly.com and having it shipped over all the way from Portland, USA, leaves you feeling a little limp, fear not, this great gift idea has now been launched in Hungary. Now Hungarian residents can also source everything they need to make a molded, glow-in-the-dark, vibrating dildo in their own image from Himbilimbi.hu (yet another cute Hungarian word for “willy”) for Ft 10,680 (€43) a go, plus a Ft 1,350 delivery fee. In case it isn’t obvious why “there is no woman – or man, for that matter – who shouldn’t have a clone of their favorite cock” the somewhat basic Hungarian site helpfully lists ten benefits of making a life-sized duplicate of your dick:
It’s the perfect parting gift at the end of a relationship
It is good for business trips away when you leave the missus home alone
When your wife or girlfriend wants double the pleasure
For demonstration purposes on a first date
When you have a headache but your wife wants some action
A romantic occasion, e.g. Valentine’s Day
As a memento for when you get old
To calm your woman when you are out boozing with the boys
A little (or big) reminder to your ex-girlfriends
Can be used as a sweetener with chocolate