Hungarian Bimbo's Chest Displacement Now Rivals Cars

Reports have come in from velvet.hu that Anna Kelemen has apparently not been getting enough attention lately, or at least feels like she's playing second fiddle to her grandma-chomping doggy, and has therefore decided to up the stakes in the Hungarian big-boobed-bonanza. Kelemen, a boob herself in addition to the two on her chest, recently received new implants that are 700cc each. While having more output in one breast than that legend of East German engineering the Trabant, Kelemen's new breasts are also now the largest in Hungary among those who bought their boobs instead of growing them. Given how Hungarian Playboy's last celebrity shoot was decidedly a dud, expect Kelemen, with all those breast surgery scars conveniently airbrushed out, in an issue at your local newsstand soon.