Game On: Hungarian Porn Industry to Resume Production, Orgasms

Following a three week halt in production due to a Hungarian pornstarlet contracting syphilis in the Czech Republic, the Hungarian porn industry is back on track, once again busting nuts and shouting fake screams of pleasure, writes Bors Online. After the unidentified pornstarlet (we're guessing not the one in the picture) tested positive for the STD in Prague, everyone in Hungary was ordered to get tested, and production halted until results came back. According to local porn producer Kovi, as soon as word spread to Hungary, all parties agreed to wait, but because production did not halt in Prague, it's not advisable to bang on screen over there. Mária Pedru of the Interlab Orvosi-Kémiai és Diagnoszikai Laboratium ("Interlab Doctoral Chemical and Diagnostics Laboratory") sought to dispell the commonly held notion that pornstars are walking STD repositories, since they get tested every three weeks and infections are caught before they can develop. Well, if pornstars aren't the walking STD repositories some people assume they are, we at least know of one person who is.