01.07.08

Ex R-Go "Gida" reveals a secret down below we could have done without

dori_gida.jpgDuring one of our walks through Hungarian Pornland, we came across a story that we were waiting to see if any of the tabloids would break, not simply to save us some of the work, but because they'd actually get an expert's opinion on the matter. Well, that was not the case, so we actually have the distinction of (to our knowledge) breaking a story before any other part of the Hungarian media does. You might recall the story of Dóri "Gida", a dancer with the band R-Go, who got the local edition of Playboy into some hot water with the fuzz since she was only seventeen at the time. Apparently she's no longer a dancer with R-Go, and has taken to posing for the family-centric website justteensite.com under the name Mirien, as all of us would, of course. These photos were unsurprisingly somewhat more revealing than the Playboy shots, as one would expect them to be, but they revealed more than anyone wanted to see, unless you've got some really fucking bizarre fetishes.

The problem is that while these photos let us see Dóri's bits, we also were able to see that Dóri's bits have bits on them. And while the readers of a certain forum that shall remain unnamed managed to confirm her identity based on birthmarks, no one was able to identify the bits on her bits, although speculation was running high that it was in fact human papillomavirus, more commonly known as genital warts. We won't post or link to the nausea-inducing shots here, as an act of kindness on our part, but for fuck's sake woman, get that shit sorted before you drop your pants in front of a camera!

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