Activists Want More Nubile Kid Goats, Fewer Camels

Animal rights activists are set to go head-to-head with their feminist counterparts after the veteran band R-Go announced it wanted to use camels in its September series of 25th jubilee concerts. That’s in addition to the “a gidák” (“kids”, but in the sense of “young goats”), the band’s unbelievably sexy and willing-to-get-naked dancing girls. Predictably, it is neither a woman nor an animal behind the White Cross Animal Protection League (Fehérkereszt Állatvédő Liga) campaign to have the camels replaced with more barely clad women like those already in the band and pictured above and in Hungarian Playboy. István Szilágyi, an associate of the League, borrowed a line from the feminists, protesting that was is “not acceptable that animals should be used for entertainment purposes as if they were objects.” He believes the band should increase the number of gidák in their shows to increase the “aesthetic experience.” Confused? Don’t be, just enjoy the “aesthetic experience” above.

And yes, we do have a thing about goats here in Hungary.